AFC/ NFC Divisional playoffs predictions..CU style

[MountainMan]

Saturdays games...

1. Baltimore vs. Pittsburgh
Baltimore wins this game 17-13 sending Ben Roethlisberger to either the local university hospital with another broken nose to either get fixed up or to rape another college freshman (you decide).

2. Green Bay vs. Atlanta
Green Bay wins this game 31-20. This sets up a mass suicide watch for the whole Atlanta, Georgia region allowing the TV series "The Walking Dead" to continue filming in Atlanta with a cheaper cast.

Sunday's games...

3. Seattle vs. Chicago
Seattle wins this hard fought game 23-20 just like they did earlier in the season sacking Jay "I hate making decisions" Cutler another six times. This infuriates the bookies in Chicago hence the need for protection for Jay to prevent him sleeping with the fishes.

4. New York vs. New England
New York, after intercepting the immaculate Tom Brady three times, wins this contest 27-24. This causes the servers over at Urbandictionary to crash due to the influx of Jets fans trying to figure the trash talk between the two teams for the last four years.

[JB]

Seattle loses by 14 or more.

NE and ATL both advance.

Baltimore/Pittsburgh...who cares. Balt advances.

[MountainMan]

Seattle loses by 14 or more.

NE and ATL both advance.

Baltimore/Pittsburgh...who cares. Balt advances.

What, no sarcasm? No points predictions? This isn't a CU style post at all.......Come on. Lets see some real predictions.

[fettpett]

Baltimore/Pittsburgh: 13-10 Baltimore wins with a last sec field goal, Tory Palamulu shaves his head in agony and loses his Head and Shoulders deal

Green Bay/Atlanta: Packers win 28-20. Tony Gonzalaze is still winless in the playoffs and retires, last seen crying on his way back to Kansas City

New England/New York: 40-10 New England crushes the Jets, Rex Ryan goes home and cries over his wifes feet while being wiped and dressed in leather

Chicago/Seattle: 30-13 Chicago Wins setting up the most Epic game in NFL history, The Biggest Rivalry in the NFL comes to a head in Chicago, the first playoff meeting between Green Bay and Chicago in 70 years with a chance to go to the Super Bowl on the line.

[Bubba Dawg]

Baltimore will win.

Atlanta and New England will advance.

I think Seattle will beat Chicago. Gonna be a good game.

[Bubba Dawg]

Close game and lots of turnovers but Pittsburg came out on top.

Where's Poli?

[fettpett]

Packers KICKING the Falcon's asses, 35-14.....28 unanswered points.....I sure as hell didn't see that coming!!

[PoliCon]

Saturdays games...

1. Baltimore vs. Pittsburgh
Baltimore wins this game 17-13 sending Ben Roethlisberger to either the local university hospital with another broken nose to either get fixed up or to rape another college freshman (you decide).

They exited the city, tail twixt their legs
Their hearts broken, their souls forlorn
Will they eer again a playoff game win?
Quoth the raven, `Nevermore.'

:D

[PoliCon]

Close game and lots of turnovers but Pittsburg came out on top.

Where's Poli?

Close? Hell - we GAVE them 14 of those points. :p

[BadCat]

Close? Hell - we GAVE them 14 of those points. :p

Congrats Poli.