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    Bill inGA
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    Default 08-26-2008, 01:22 PM
    The OB/Gyn exam Bouncy!!

    http://www.democraticunderground.com...ss=389x3858779

    Hell Hath No Fury (1000+ posts) Tue Aug-26-08 12:46 PM
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    So, there I am, my feet in the stirrups....
    Advertisements [?]and from down between my knees the Gyno pops his head up over my drape and says, "Can you believe that McCain is trying to imply Obama is the Anti-Christ?" (I believe the very vivid "Obama 08" shirt I am wearing is what has given him leave to make such a bold political statement to a virtual stranger.) He confesses he believes Karl Rove is the Anti-Christ, while I express my belief it is indeed Dick Cheney. And we proceed to have a great discussion about the race and general political scene, all the while I am getting the finger and lube treatment.

    I was very tempted to tell him about DU, but I am not sure how comfortable I would be knowing my GYN is watching me post.
    Last edited by ralph wiggum; 08-26-2008 at 01:27 PM.
    Thanks to SarasotaRepub for your help! :D
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    Default 08-26-2008, 01:34 PM
    Ok, who did this one?
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    Default 08-26-2008, 02:07 PM
    Who wouldn't be thinking about the anti-christ when looking at DUmmie vagina?

    +10 points for starting the story with "So".
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    Default 08-26-2008, 02:22 PM
    I fell out of my chair! ROFL!!!
    OPEACHMENT NOW!!!

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    Default 08-26-2008, 02:56 PM
    Thankfully nothing jumped out of the bush in that bouncy.
    The 21st century. The age of Smart phones and Stupid people.

    It is said that branches draw their life from the vine. Each is separate yet all are one as they share one life giving stem . The Bible tells us we are called to a similar union in life, our lives with the life of God. We are incorporated into him; made sharers in his life. Apart from this union we can do nothing.
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    Default 08-26-2008, 04:56 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by JB View Post
    Who wouldn't be thinking about the anti-christ when looking at DUmmie vagina?

    +10 points for starting the story with "So".
    LOL! I read it and thought the same thing!! This doctor took one look at her twat and knew what he was dealing with! She probably had an "O" shaved in her public hair . . . :D
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    Default 08-26-2008, 05:28 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Elspeth View Post
    Ok, who did this one?
    Only a real moonbat could come up with a story as ridiculous as this bouncy.
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    Default 08-26-2008, 06:06 PM
    Now doctors are leaping out of bushes. :D

    Would've been better though if there were a drunken indian involved somehow.
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    Default 08-26-2008, 08:23 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by FDK View Post
    Now doctors are leaping out of bushes. :D

    Would've been better though if there were a drunken indian involved somehow.
    The doctor was probably named Sanjay Rochmannomarronhaji.

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    Default 08-26-2008, 10:43 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Zeus View Post
    Thankfully nothing jumped out of the bush in that bouncy.
    Me too :eek:
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