You pretty much just restated what I said but with more resignation than sarcastic cynicism.
I'm the one who gets to go and put down the slave trade when we decide to do it.
Originally Posted by Arroyo_Doble
I have some bottled water to sell you for a buck fifty .... no, I swear! It's not from my tap!
I have some diet water to sell you. It's not seltzer, but the carbonation makes it look and taste like it. Drinking gas instead of air means fewer calories. I also have organic gasoline, made from free-range dinosaurs. :D