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  1. #1 When Should You Die To Save The The Planet? Find Out Now! 
    Ever wondered when you should off yourself to appease Mother Gaia? Do you have a nagging feeling that you've overstayed your environmentally healthy allotted time on Earth? Well, be confused no more! This handy little website will help you determine the ideal "Best By" date for your sorry carcass.

    Greenhouse Calculator

    And remember - this site was thoughtfully designed for the benefit of little kids. :D
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    4.9. It appears I may have overstayed my welcome.

    If I can make a few million and spend it all on environmentally friendly causes, it appears I'll be able to live forever. I'll get right on that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FeebMaster View Post
    4.9. It appears I may have overstayed my welcome.

    If I can make a few million and spend it all on environmentally friendly causes, it appears I'll be able to live forever. I'll get right on that.
    You don't even need to make a few million. Just eat organic food for a year and give all of your savings to Reverand Gore and you can live for a few hundred years.

    With the statistics on getting hit by a bus, lightning strikes, and other improbable means of death, a few hundred years is functionally immortal.
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    I should have died at 29.5 years old.

    Of course, people have been saying that about me for years. :D
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    24.3 Gee, it's really nice to know there are people out there who are making such judgements.
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    3.4

    I spent $50 on a Porsche, what can I say. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by hampshirebrit View Post
    3.4

    I spent $50 on a Porsche, what can I say. :D
    8. I guess I'm living on borrowed time.

    Did I miss a memo? Eating meat is now considered an act of planetery destruction?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Space Gravy View Post
    8. I guess I'm living on borrowed time.

    Did I miss a memo? Eating meat is now considered an act of planetery destruction?
    Meat is more than 10 times more energy intensive to produce than non-meat food, apparantly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by hampshirebrit View Post
    Meat is more than 10 times more energy intensive to produce than non-meat food, apparantly.
    Ask me if I care and hand over that steak.
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    89.1 Tons of Co2

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