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  1. #1 Cowabduction - It's Not Funny. 
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    OMG that's too much.

    First off, them bovines got what's coming to them. Ask bijou. She knows.

    I need follow up. Did the antlers prevent more alien abduction or not?
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    Some cows discover secret of fire and set own barn alight. Their plan backfired as no humans were injured.
    More cows discover the secret of fire and set their own hay barn alight. Result! Three people suffered smoke-inhalation injuries and were taken to hospital.
    It baffles me why this is not running on CNN 24 hours a day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JB View Post
    It baffles me why this is not running on CNN 24 hours a day.
    Does it really? CNN is just arm of the New World Bovine/Alien Occupation Force. Do you seriously think they want us at high state of alert?
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    cuz camouflage wont let heat sensors pick up the cows....So reminds me of the Bugblatter beast of Trall
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    Quote Originally Posted by JB View Post
    It baffles me why this is not running on CNN 24 hours a day.
    Suspicious, because they aren't shy of reporting shark attacks. Perhaps there has been bovine infiltration.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bijou View Post
    Perhaps there has been bovine infiltration.
    CNN. Cow News Network.

    It all makes sense now.
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