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  1. #1 'Red' rocker Sammy Hagar says abducted by aliens 
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    No doubt Sammy Hagar, a
    former lead singer for Van Halen, has enjoyed a lot of far out
    experiences in life, but on Monday, the rocker told perhaps his
    farthest out tale to MTV. He was abducted by aliens.

    Or, at least, his brain was.

    In an interview for his new book, ``Red: My Uncensored Life
    in Rock'' at mtvhive.com, Hagar lets go of what even he admits
    might make him ``sound like a crazy person'' to some readers. ...
    http://www.orlandosentinel.com/enter...,5699152.story

    At least he has some insight into how this may be seen by the rest of us. :eek::D
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    My motorcycle was stolen by aliens.
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    He saw how well "batshit crazy" was working for Charlie Sheen....so....
    "Today, [the American voter] chooses his rulers as he buys bootleg whiskey, never knowing precisely what he is getting, only certain that it is not what it pretends to be." - H.L. Mencken
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    Obviously, 125 mph wasn't fast enough to evade aliens.
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    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    He saw how well "batshit crazy" was working for Charlie Sheen....so....
    LOL! Precisely what I was thinking.
    Olde-style, states' rights conservative. Ask if this concept confuses you.
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    Ok. That explains a lot about the Red Rocker.

    and then you sense a change
    nothin' feels the same
    all your dreams are strange
    love comes walkin' in
    some kind of alien
    waits for the opening
    simply pulls a string

    another world
    some other time
    you lay your sanity on the line
    familiar faces
    familiar sights
    reach back, remember with all your might
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    Quote Originally Posted by Novaheart View Post
    My motorcycle was stolen by aliens.
    Uh, not everyone who probes you is an alien. :D

    Quote Originally Posted by noonwitch View Post
    Obviously, 125 mph wasn't fast enough to evade aliens.
    That's why they replaced him with Sammy Hagar. He couldn't drive 55 either.
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