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    "I am now going to correct my mistake and give a blowjob to a shotgun"....:D

    I cant stop fucking laughing....
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    New skill badges for the Army:




    And the Air Force:




    Authorizations for wear, appearance and placement on the uniform can be found in AR 670-1 and AFI 36-2903


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    In Memory Of My Friend 1st Sgt. Tim Millsap A Co, 70th Eng. Bn. 3rd Bde 1st AD...K.I.A. 25 April 2005

    Liberalism Is The Philosophy Of The Stupid

    To Achieve Ordered Liberty You Must Have Moral Order As Well

    The libs/dems of today are the Quislings of former years. The cowards who would vote a fraud into office in exchange for handouts from the devil.
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    This is my PowerPoint. There are many like it but mine is 7.0.

    My PowerPoint is my best friend. It is my life.
    I must master it as I master my life.


    My PowerPoint without me is useless.
    Without my PowerPoint, I am useless.


    I must format my slides true. I must brief them better
    than the other J-cells who are trying to out brief me.
    I must brief the impact on the CINC before he asks me. I will!


    My PowerPoint and myself know that what counts in this war
    is not the number of slides, quantity of animations, the colors
    of the highlights, or the format of the bullets. We know that it
    is the new information that counts. We will brief only new information!


    My PowerPoint is human, even as I, because it is my life.
    Thus I will learn it as a brother.


    I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its fonts,
    its accessories, its formats, and its colors.


    I will keep my PowerPoint slides current and ready to brief.
    We will become part of each other. We will!


    Before God I swear this creed. My PowerPoint and myself are
    defenders of my country. We are the masters of our subject.
    We are the saviors of my career.


    So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy,
    but peace (and the next exercise)!
    In Memory Of My Friend 1st Sgt. Tim Millsap A Co, 70th Eng. Bn. 3rd Bde 1st AD...K.I.A. 25 April 2005

    Liberalism Is The Philosophy Of The Stupid

    To Achieve Ordered Liberty You Must Have Moral Order As Well

    The libs/dems of today are the Quislings of former years. The cowards who would vote a fraud into office in exchange for handouts from the devil.
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    Quote Originally Posted by txradioguy View Post
    This is my PowerPoint. There are many like it but mine is 7.0.

    My PowerPoint is my best friend. It is my life.
    I must master it as I master my life.


    My PowerPoint without me is useless.
    Without my PowerPoint, I am useless.


    I must format my slides true. I must brief them better
    than the other J-cells who are trying to out brief me.
    I must brief the impact on the CINC before he asks me. I will!


    My PowerPoint and myself know that what counts in this war
    is not the number of slides, quantity of animations, the colors
    of the highlights, or the format of the bullets. We know that it
    is the new information that counts. We will brief only new information!


    My PowerPoint is human, even as I, because it is my life.
    Thus I will learn it as a brother.


    I will learn its weaknesses, its strengths, its fonts,
    its accessories, its formats, and its colors.


    I will keep my PowerPoint slides current and ready to brief.
    We will become part of each other. We will!


    Before God I swear this creed. My PowerPoint and myself are
    defenders of my country. We are the masters of our subject.
    We are the saviors of my career.


    So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy,
    but peace (and the next exercise)!
    LMAO! :D
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