Michelle Obama should have picked as her First Lady advocacy opposition to kicking puppies. That way, we could have fun watching the terminal Obama haters fall all over themselves in defense of cocking your leg back and giving Fido Jr and hard, swift one to the jaw.
When did you stop beating the crap outta your wife?
Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem.
We could say they are spending like drunken sailors. That would be unfair to drunken sailors, they're spending their OWN money.