You have maintained a selective memory to avoid the trauma, JB. National Geographic always did, and does, only offer five options when it comes to the breasts of the females among the indigenous peoples of Africa:
1. Brown chameleon eyes looking up.
2. Brown chameleon eyes looking forward.
3. Brown chameleon eyes looking down.
4. Are the snaps on these purses to big?
5. Are the breast pockets on this stressed leather shirt too low?
End of list.