Pop Quiz, hotshot...

[Articulate_Ape]

You are about to be dropped off in the wilderness within the temperate zone 100 miles from civilization, with only what you can wear for clothing and one tool or weapon (if firearm, fully loaded, no backup ammo). What would you wear and what tool/weapon would you select that you think would offer you the highest likelihood of getting back to civilization alive?

[fettpett]

You are about to be dropped off in the wilderness within the temperate zone 100 miles from civilization, with only what you can wear for clothing and one tool or weapon (if firearm, fully loaded, no backup ammo). What would you wear and what tool/weapon would you select that you think would offer you the highest likelihood of getting back to civilization alive?

um...clothing depends on the time of year early spring/fall jeans, boots, long sleeve shirt and a jacket. Winter, as many damn layers as possible and still able to move quickly, summer, similar to spring, but a light jacket and t-shirt.

Tool would have to be a hatchet or mid-size ax, easy to carry, can be used as a weapon and used to make weapons and shelter as well as other tools

[Rockntractor]

Hmmm, tool or weapon.........helicopter!

[Articulate_Ape]

I would wear good hiking boots, two pairs of heavy socks, gators, thermal underwear, two pairs of brush pants (even if one pair has to be too big), three T-shirt, one turtleneck long-sleeve shirt, a wool sweater, a parka, a wool balaclava, and mittens.

Tool? This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzpRh-ZE9Mo


I might also bring the shovel instead.

[Articulate_Ape]

Hmmm, tool or weapon.........helicopter!

You can carry a helicopter? And I thought I was fat.

[Rockntractor]

I would wear good hiking boots, two pairs of heavy socks, gators, thermal underwear, two pairs of brush pants (even if one pair has to be too big), three T-shirt, one turtleneck long-sleeve shirt, a wool sweater, a parka, a wool balaclava, and mittens.

Tool? This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzpRh-ZE9Mo


I might also bring the shovel instead.

I'd just fly past you with my helicopter and you would get mad and start throwing poop!

[Rockntractor]

You can carry a helicopter? And I thought I was fat.

Duh, radio controlled!

[Articulate_Ape]

I'd just fly past you with my helicopter and you would get mad and start throwing poop!

You would just crash because your cloven feet wouldn't be able to manipulate the controls and the the rest of us would have a luau. :p

[Rockntractor]

You would just crash because your cloven feet wouldn't be able to manipulate the controls and the the rest of us would have a luau. :p

Well I do have excellent taste!

[Articulate_Ape]

Good, then answer the question like a real man, you swine.