View Poll Results: As the chopper disappears over the horizon you would:

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  • Drop to your knees in the Willem Defoe Platoon Plea.

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  • Look at your watch and wonder where lunch is.

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  • Stop blubbering only long enough to scream.

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  • Look around and say, "ALLLLL- RIGHTY then."

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    You are about to be dropped off in the wilderness within the temperate zone 100 miles from civilization, with only what you can wear for clothing and one tool or weapon (if firearm, fully loaded, no backup ammo). What would you wear and what tool/weapon would you select that you think would offer you the highest likelihood of getting back to civilization alive?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Articulate_Ape View Post
    You are about to be dropped off in the wilderness within the temperate zone 100 miles from civilization, with only what you can wear for clothing and one tool or weapon (if firearm, fully loaded, no backup ammo). What would you wear and what tool/weapon would you select that you think would offer you the highest likelihood of getting back to civilization alive?
    um...clothing depends on the time of year early spring/fall jeans, boots, long sleeve shirt and a jacket. Winter, as many damn layers as possible and still able to move quickly, summer, similar to spring, but a light jacket and t-shirt.

    Tool would have to be a hatchet or mid-size ax, easy to carry, can be used as a weapon and used to make weapons and shelter as well as other tools
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    Hmmm, tool or weapon.........helicopter!
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    I would wear good hiking boots, two pairs of heavy socks, gators, thermal underwear, two pairs of brush pants (even if one pair has to be too big), three T-shirt, one turtleneck long-sleeve shirt, a wool sweater, a parka, a wool balaclava, and mittens.

    Tool? This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzpRh-ZE9Mo


    I might also bring the shovel instead.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    Hmmm, tool or weapon.........helicopter!
    You can carry a helicopter? And I thought I was fat.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Articulate_Ape View Post
    I would wear good hiking boots, two pairs of heavy socks, gators, thermal underwear, two pairs of brush pants (even if one pair has to be too big), three T-shirt, one turtleneck long-sleeve shirt, a wool sweater, a parka, a wool balaclava, and mittens.

    Tool? This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzpRh-ZE9Mo


    I might also bring the shovel instead.
    I'd just fly past you with my helicopter and you would get mad and start throwing poop!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Articulate_Ape View Post
    You can carry a helicopter? And I thought I was fat.
    Duh, radio controlled!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    I'd just fly past you with my helicopter and you would get mad and start throwing poop!
    You would just crash because your cloven feet wouldn't be able to manipulate the controls and the the rest of us would have a luau. :p
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    Quote Originally Posted by Articulate_Ape View Post
    You would just crash because your cloven feet wouldn't be able to manipulate the controls and the the rest of us would have a luau. :p
    Well I do have excellent taste!
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    Good, then answer the question like a real man, you swine.
    "Our president delivered his State of the Union message to Congress. That is one of the things his contract calls for -- to tell congress the condition of the country. This message, as I say, is to Congress. The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the president has to tell 'em." ~ Will Rogers
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