View Poll Results: As the chopper disappears over the horizon you would:

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  • Drop to your knees in the Willem Defoe Platoon Plea.

    2 13.33%
  • Look at your watch and wonder where lunch is.

    0 0%
  • Stop blubbering only long enough to scream.

    0 0%
  • Look around and say, "ALLLLL- RIGHTY then."

    13 86.67%

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    Quote Originally Posted by Articulate_Ape View Post
    Well, don't waste your energy trying to signal the helicopter because it's only about three feet long and is being flown by remote control by a pig wearing nothing but an empty cartridge belt.
    don't forget the monkey and midget hanging on :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    I'd wear good (but old) hiking boots, 2 pair of wool socks, 2 pair of pants with a belt, several layers of shirts including a big, insulated over shirt, leather gloves and a hat.

    I'd carry a high end survival knife on a lanyard (not a Rambo knife).

    For100 miles I wouldn't need to worry about food all that much and it would be a huge waste of time to try to hunt (although trapping some fish at an evening campsite would be worth the effort). I would mostly need fire, a way to make a semi-decent shelter at night, and a compass (the compass would be in the knife). I'd have to stick to creeks and streams since I have no way to carry water but I'd have to do that out here anyway - it's the only way to safely descend to the flat.

    I'd mainly concentrate on mileage. 100 miles is a fair piece but it's not impossible by any means. :)
    I'd dress just like Ginger said and my one survival tool would be....GINGERSNAP!!!!!

    I'd have a box of Twinkies, though.
    Hey careful man! There's a beverage here!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba Dawg View Post
    I'd dress just like Ginger said and my one survival tool would be....GINGERSNAP!!!!!

    I'd have a box of Twinkies, though.
    except you'd wear spandex under it all - and a tutu over it all. :p
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    Clothing would be loose and layered with good Danner boots. Tool would be a good sturdy knife if I only get one tool.

    I would have to make the Platoon pose as the helo flew away, I don't think I'd ever be able to live with myself if I missed that opportunity. Once the helo was out of view, then I guess I'd have to get to work or something.
    "In England a king hath little more to do than to make war and give away places; which in plain terms, is to impoverish the nation and set it together by the ears. A pretty business indeed for a man to be allowed eight hundred thousand sterling a year for, and worshipped into the bargain! Of more worth is one honest man to society and in the sight of God, than all the crowned ruffians that ever lived."
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    Quote Originally Posted by PoliCon View Post
    except you'd wear spandex under it all - and a tutu over it all. :p
    The tutu would be a bit much. :p
    Hey careful man! There's a beverage here!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba Dawg View Post
    I'd have a box of Twinkies, though.
    Not for long.
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