View Poll Results: As the chopper disappears over the horizon you would:

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  • Drop to your knees in the Willem Defoe Platoon Plea.

    2 13.33%
  • Look at your watch and wonder where lunch is.

    0 0%
  • Stop blubbering only long enough to scream.

    0 0%
  • Look around and say, "ALLLLL- RIGHTY then."

    13 86.67%
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    Quote Originally Posted by Articulate_Ape View Post
    Didn't they learn you to read in school? :p
    he didn't say it would have ammo in it - he'd just wear it for effect.
    Stand up for what is right, even if you have to stand alone.
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    Alrighty then beat up a midget and stole a nice phone, dressed out a monkey for supper, now where is the chick with overalls and no make up?
    How is obama working out for you?
    http://i686.photobucket.com/albums/vv230/upyourstruly/5d569df9-186a-477b-a665-3ea8a8b9b655_zpse9003e54.jpg
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    Quote Originally Posted by PoliCon View Post
    he didn't say it would have ammo in it - he'd just wear it for effect.
    And what would you buy from the kid's section at the survival store to prep for this challenge?
    "Our president delivered his State of the Union message to Congress. That is one of the things his contract calls for -- to tell congress the condition of the country. This message, as I say, is to Congress. The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the president has to tell 'em." ~ Will Rogers
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    Alrighty then beat up a midget and stole a nice phone, dressed out a monkey for supper, now where is the chick with overalls and no make up?
    Rub a lamp, you truffle snuffler. You would be hanging in two halves a la my super shovel before you could roll off of your lardy ass. It would be bacon for breakfast and the overalls would be hanging on a branch. Opposable thumbs, buddy, opposable thumbs. :p
    "Our president delivered his State of the Union message to Congress. That is one of the things his contract calls for -- to tell congress the condition of the country. This message, as I say, is to Congress. The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the president has to tell 'em." ~ Will Rogers
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    Quote Originally Posted by Articulate_Ape View Post
    Rub a lamp, you truffle snuffler. You would be hanging in two halves a la my super shovel before you could roll off of your lardy ass. It would be bacon for breakfast and the overalls would be hanging on a branch. Opposable thumbs, buddy, opposable thumbs. :p
    What did you do with the midget?
    How is obama working out for you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    What did you do with the midget?
    put him on a spit and roast him over the fire
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    Quote Originally Posted by Articulate_Ape View Post
    And what would you buy from the kid's section at the survival store to prep for this challenge?
    already posted my answer. a GPS enable satellite phone.
    Stand up for what is right, even if you have to stand alone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PoliCon View Post
    already posted my answer. a GPS enable satellite phone.
    wont do you a lot of good 100 miles form nowhere
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    Quote Originally Posted by fettpett View Post
    wont do you a lot of good 100 miles form nowhere
    sure it will. 911.
    Stand up for what is right, even if you have to stand alone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fettpett View Post
    wont do you a lot of good 100 miles form nowhere
    How is obama working out for you?
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