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    Default 04-05-2011, 05:36 PM
    The fifth horseman is a bovine. For all the joking about end times...it is truly here. I can't even imagine the depravity that this represents.
    Her parents wouldn't get her a horse so this German teenager taught one of the family cows to jump. Don't believe it? Watch the video:
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    Default 04-05-2011, 07:53 PM
    The cows revenge .

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    Default 04-05-2011, 08:02 PM
    We need to eat them faster! :mad:
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    Default 04-05-2011, 08:05 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    We need to eat them faster! :mad:
    I have two calves coming this weekend but I haven't told that woman yet. I think I'll tell her they are evil and murdered both their parents and that is why we are going to fatten them up and eat them.
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    Default 04-05-2011, 08:07 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    I have to calves coming this weekend but I haven't told that woman yet. I think I'll tell her they are evil and murdered both their parents and that is why we are going to fatten them up and eat them.
    Sounds plausible to me. Particularly if they are Herefords.
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    Default 04-05-2011, 08:10 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    Sounds plausible to me. Particularly if they are Herefords.
    They are Gateways from a dairy farm. The bull calves are cheap.
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    Default 04-05-2011, 11:00 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    They are Gateways from a dairy farm. The bull calves are cheap.
    Probably because their customer service sucks so much.
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    Default 04-05-2011, 11:07 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    Probably because their customer service sucks so much.
    :mad: That was a perfectly good drink I just chocked on. :mad:

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    Default 04-05-2011, 11:22 PM
    poor little guys. POOR JUMPING COW. Cows shouldn't be doing that.
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    Default 04-05-2011, 11:30 PM
    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    Probably because their customer service sucks so much.
    Hmmm, just one more thing they deserve to die for!
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