#1 When Should You Die To Save The The Planet? Find Out Now!06-06-2008, 11:30 AM
Ever wondered when you should off yourself to appease Mother Gaia? Do you have a nagging feeling that you've overstayed your environmentally healthy allotted time on Earth? Well, be confused no more! This handy little website will help you determine the ideal "Best By" date for your sorry carcass.
And remember - this site was thoughtfully designed for the benefit of little kids. :D
06-06-2008, 11:34 AM
4.9. It appears I may have overstayed my welcome.
If I can make a few million and spend it all on environmentally friendly causes, it appears I'll be able to live forever. I'll get right on that.
06-06-2008, 11:40 AM
- Join Date
- May 2008
With the statistics on getting hit by a bus, lightning strikes, and other improbable means of death, a few hundred years is functionally immortal.
06-06-2008, 11:46 AM
I should have died at 29.5 years old.
Of course, people have been saying that about me for years. :D
noonwitchGuest06-06-2008, 02:18 PM
24.3 Gee, it's really nice to know there are people out there who are making such judgements.
06-06-2008, 04:20 PM
I spent $50 on a Porsche, what can I say. :D
06-06-2008, 06:59 PM
Ternination Age: 2.5
89.1 Tons of Co2
I win!:DAt Coretta Scott King's funeral in early 2006, Ethel Kennedy, the widow of Robert Kennedy, leaned over to him and whispered, "The torch is being passed to you." "A chill went up my spine," Obama told an aide. (Newsweek)
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