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  1. #1 First Homosexual Caveman Found 
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    Archaeologists have unearthed the 5,000-year-old remains of what they believe may have been the world's oldest known gay caveman.

    The male body – said to date back to between 2900-2500BC – was discovered buried in a way normally reserved only for women of the Corded Ware culture in the Copper Age.

    The skeleton was found in a Prague suburb in the Czech Republic with its head pointing eastwards and surrounded by domestic jugs, rituals only previously seen in female graves.


    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...man-found.html
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    Oh brother.
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    Oh I thought they were going to say his rectum was five sizes to big or they found an urn up there or something :D
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    Great. Definitive proof that even 5,000 years ago men still couldn't keep their hands off female identity issues.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey View Post
    Oh I thought they were going to say his rectum was five sizes to big or they found an urn up there or something :D
    They used Dinosaur leg bone .
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    Quote Originally Posted by megimoo View Post
    They used Dinosaur leg bone .
    Ya but what did they use for lube? :eek::eek: Gave a whole new meaning to the word fisting.
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    Hmmm, questionable research and reporting; the Corded Ware culture were hardly "cavemen"!

    But then, what else could be expected of the "reporting" culture or the from the caves of the "higher learning" culture.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey View Post
    Oh I thought they were going to say his rectum was five sizes to big or they found an urn up there or something :D
    Earliest Castro St. San Francisco cave men ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by megimoo View Post
    Archaeologists have unearthed the 5,000-year-old remains of what they believe may have been the world's oldest known gay caveman.

    The male body said to date back to between 2900-2500BC was discovered buried in a way normally reserved only for women of the Corded Ware culture in the Copper Age.

    The skeleton was found in a Prague suburb in the Czech Republic with its head pointing eastwards and surrounded by domestic jugs, rituals only previously seen in female graves.


    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...man-found.html
    Sounds like he was an early bootlegger with all of those domestic jugs,he specialized in Fermented TRex milk ?
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    Dinosaurs were mammals? Who knew?
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