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  1. #1 How many post whores does it take . . . . 
    CU's Tallest Midget! PoliCon's Avatar
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    How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?


    1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
    14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
    7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
    1 to move it to the Lighting section
    2 to argue then move it to the Electricalsection
    7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
    5 to flame the spell checkers
    3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
    6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
    2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
    15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
    19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
    11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
    36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
    7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
    4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
    3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
    13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
    5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
    4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
    13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
    1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
    2 to say that they have already saw this post and its "old stupid *****".
    Stand up for what is right, even if you have to stand alone.
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    +1 ?
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    Uh, who needed the new light bulb?

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    PORCUS MAXIMUS Rockntractor's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by pyackog View Post
    Uh, who needed the new light bulb?

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    Right here, but you know I like the curly ones like a pigs tail!
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    I'm gonna go with the.......

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    : “Grow your own dope. Plant a liberal.”
    ” Obummercare, 20 percent of the time it works everytime.
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    +10 :d
    Last edited by Rockntractor; 04-18-2011 at 12:51 AM.
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    PORCUS MAXIMUS Rockntractor's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by fettpett View Post
    +10 :d
    Capital D or the software doesn't recognize it!
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    Hahaha...that was very funny :D
    I love this one:
    1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
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    Poli finally got an email.
    "The efforts of the government alone will never be enough. In the end the people must choose and the people must help themselves" ~ JFK; from his famous inauguration speech (What Democrats sounded like before today's neo-Liberals hijacked that party)
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    Best Bounty Hunter in the Forums fettpett's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    Capital D or the software doesn't recognize it!
    i know, i tried editing it but it wouldn't, eh, oh well :D:p
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