09-02-2008, 12:25 AM
the timing couldn't have been worse either..it was my annual conference this past week and its so hard to say "remove your f*ing arm from around me or I will rip it off at the shoulder and shove it up your ass"...
too many s sounds...made me lisp
I had to settle for the less clear "you came here as a man, do you want to leave as a woman?"
I feel so powerless these days...I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.
09-02-2008, 12:38 AM
- Join Date
- Apr 2004
- The Swamps of N. Florida
09-02-2008, 02:10 AM
It's all been done before. :D :Asbestos Suit:
At least once every human should have to run for his life, to teach him that milk does not come from supermarkets, that safety does not come from policemen, that news is not something that happens to other people. ~ Robert Heinlein
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09-02-2008, 02:11 AM
Key to Marital Success is a healthy sex life. I could give a damn if my wife gained 10 pounds, long as her libido stays in check with mine it's all good.
Realistically everyone gains and loses weight in life. I've found that since me and my lady been together we've actually stayed in better shape then we did when we were both single, as a result of wanting to look good for each other, cooking healthier meals together, etc.
And I dunno about most guys, but a Stepford wife who obeys your every command is a turnoff for me. I've got friends who married japanese women when I was deployed overseas that wait on them hand and foot like they're brainwashed...I actually saw a Master Sergeant snap his fingers at his wife and she ran to get him a beer like she was his servant. I lost so much respect for that guy..."Don't vote. It only encourages the bastards." -PJ O'Roarke
- Join Date
- May 2008
- Northern Virginia
09-02-2008, 08:01 AM
M21, I remember seeing articles like that! They were so ahead of their time!. For example, the third bullet says to "Be a little gay and a little more intresting for him". They were advocating lesbo action as foreplay way back then!
noonwitchGuest09-02-2008, 10:07 AM
Obey. I don't think so. I don't need a man badly enough that I would stoop to play games to get one.
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