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    Quote Originally Posted by Theo View Post
    When I was younger, I would have agreed with the "stay thin, Obey Me' thing, now I want a woman that has some meat on her bones,hellacious Knockers, and loves to give me an attitude, even during sex..:D

    nothing keeps it more interesting than the I Hate You worthless Bastard! (do me NOW!):p

    I also find it stimulating to date women that may sneak up behind me with a knife, That's a thrillride! (sorry psycho girlfriends is probably off-topic..:o)
    Where is Lorraine Bobbit when you need her ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Theo View Post
    When I was younger, I would have agreed with the "stay thin, Obey Me' thing, now I want a woman that has some meat on her bones,hellacious Knockers, and loves to give me an attitude, even during sex..:D

    nothing keeps it more interesting than the I Hate You worthless Bastard! (do me NOW!):p

    I also find it stimulating to date women that may sneak up behind me with a knife, That's a thrillride! (sorry psycho girlfriends is probably off-topic..:o)
    Ralphie! I didn't know you had a sock! :p
    I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by megimoo View Post
    Where is Lorraine Bobbit when you need her ?
    :eek:
    It's okey Megi, my ex-gf only got me in the hand, it was a defensive wound, I stopped her from unzipping my guts...:eek::p
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    Quote Originally Posted by lurkalot View Post
    Ralphie! I didn't know you had a sock! :p
    I am Nobody's Sock!!

    are you giving me some ATTITUDE??:mad:


    Man, I dig that....:o
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    Quote Originally Posted by lurkalot View Post
    that book has been done before, in the seventies..called "the total woman" I believe it also advised you greet your husband returning from work at the door wearing nothing but saran wrap and holding a martini
    The author of that was a brilliant man.




    A brilliant, brilliant man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Theo View Post
    I am Nobody's Sock!!

    are you giving me some ATTITUDE??:mad:


    Man, I dig that....:o

    Oh no. Lurk, back away from the computer. I mean it! This is nothing but trouble!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shannon View Post
    Oh no. Lurk, back away from the computer. I mean it! This is nothing but trouble!
    its too late
    I'm already in love...
    I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldwater View Post
    The author of that was a brilliant man.




    A brilliant, brilliant man.
    wow
    think i will let this one pass..you seem somewhat popular with others here, and I hate to mess you up too bad...
    so that was cute, dont' do it again....
    I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lurkalot View Post
    wow
    think i will let this one pass..you seem somewhat popular with others here, and I hate to mess you up too bad...
    so that was cute, dont' do it again....
    :D

    A brilliant, brilliant man...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldwater View Post
    :D

    A brilliant, brilliant man...
    Dude, she eats guys like you for lunch and I don't mean that in a Nurse Sexy kind of way. :eek:
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