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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    Dude, she eats guys like you for lunch and I don't mean that in a Nurse Sexy kind of way. :eek:
    ah Snaps, its always nice to know others think so highly of me...
    proves again what an excellent judge of character you are

    damn hormones got me all nice and warm and fuzzy today
    I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lurkalot View Post
    ah Snaps, its always nice to know others think so highly of me...
    proves again what an excellent judge of character you are

    damn hormones got me all nice and warm and fuzzy today
    Are you still feeding from your victims through a straw? :p
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    Are you still feeding from your victims through a straw? :p
    unfortunately yes...oral surgeon says it will likely be another two weeks before I return to my normal self...
    the timing couldn't have been worse either..it was my annual conference this past week and its so hard to say "remove your f*ing arm from around me or I will rip it off at the shoulder and shove it up your ass"...
    too many s sounds...made me lisp
    I had to settle for the less clear "you came here as a man, do you want to leave as a woman?"
    *sigh*
    I feel so powerless these days...
    I smile because I don't know what the heck is going on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Phillygirl View Post
    Damn...and I was just thinking that maybe I could be married. Where's the damn twinkies?
    I'll marry you. Just keep the twinkies down to a couple of boxes a week and things should be O-tay

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    It's all been done before. :D :Asbestos Suit:

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    Key to Marital Success is a healthy sex life. I could give a damn if my wife gained 10 pounds, long as her libido stays in check with mine it's all good.

    Realistically everyone gains and loses weight in life. I've found that since me and my lady been together we've actually stayed in better shape then we did when we were both single, as a result of wanting to look good for each other, cooking healthier meals together, etc.

    And I dunno about most guys, but a Stepford wife who obeys your every command is a turnoff for me. I've got friends who married japanese women when I was deployed overseas that wait on them hand and foot like they're brainwashed...I actually saw a Master Sergeant snap his fingers at his wife and she ran to get him a beer like she was his servant. I lost so much respect for that guy...
    "Don't vote. It only encourages the bastards." -PJ O'Roarke
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    Quote Originally Posted by Goldwater View Post
    The author of that was a brilliant man.

    A brilliant, brilliant man.
    I always KNEW Marabel Morgan must have really been a man.

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    M21, I remember seeing articles like that! They were so ahead of their time!. For example, the third bullet says to "Be a little gay and a little more intresting for him". They were advocating lesbo action as foreplay way back then!
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    Quote Originally Posted by marinejcksn View Post
    I actually saw a Master Sergeant snap his fingers at his wife and she ran to get him a beer like she was his servant. I lost so much respect for that guy...
    He actually snapped his fingers?

    LOL

    I just glare at my wife and she brings me a drink. Why move your fingers?
    I like to shoot people with my CANON.
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    Obey. I don't think so. I don't need a man badly enough that I would stoop to play games to get one.
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