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04-26-2011, 02:03 PM
There's a difference between wanting and getting. Duct tape isn't necessarily an aphrodisiac.
A man was prescribed Viagra by his doctor who told him to take it one hour before sex. The man collected his prescription and went home to wait for his
wife to get in from work. An hour before she was due home, he took the Viagra pill.
...But just as he was expecting her, she phoned to say that she wouldn't be in for another two and a half hours.
In a panic, he phoned the doctor. "What should I do?" he asked. "I've taken the pill but the effects will have worn off by the time my wife gets home."
"I see," said the doctor. "It is a pity to waste it. Do you have a
maid?"
"Yes."
"Well, could you not occupy yourself with her instead?"
"But I don't need Viagra with the maid."--Odysseus
Sic Hacer Pace, Para Bellum.
Before you can do things for people, you must be the kind of man who can get things done. But to get things done, you must love the doing, not the people!
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04-26-2011, 08:05 PM
I'm thinking outside the box here.
An erection lasting 1 1/2 to two hours.....
I remember hearing about a coffee maker for a military aircraft that was supposed to be a really tough coffee maker.
It would continue working even in extreme conditions of temperature and g-forces that were so severe that the coffee maker would continue to be working in conditions so severe that the crew would long ago have died.
Point is, Personally, I don't think i would survive a two-hour love making session. The rest of me would be dead and the....coffee maker.....would still be working.Hey careful man! There's a beverage here!
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"The efforts of the government alone will never be enough. In the end the people must choose and the people must help themselves" ~ JFK; from his famous inauguration speech (What Democrats sounded like before today's neo-Liberals hijacked that party)
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04-26-2011, 08:54 PM
"The efforts of the government alone will never be enough. In the end the people must choose and the people must help themselves" ~ JFK; from his famous inauguration speech (What Democrats sounded like before today's neo-Liberals hijacked that party)
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04-26-2011, 09:13 PM
Warning... graphic:D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgN5sFeYcjI
Just for you buddy!
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04-26-2011, 09:35 PM
--Odysseus
Sic Hacer Pace, Para Bellum.
Before you can do things for people, you must be the kind of man who can get things done. But to get things done, you must love the doing, not the people!
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