The west coast of Scotland is renowned for being very rainy. All the locals wear raincoats but holidaymaker Timmy has no coat, hat or umbrella. He sits in a cafe drinking a steaming much of hot Turkish coffee and reading a newspaper to pass the time. He eventually realises he should be on his way. To get back to his hotel, he needs to walk across a large field and through a treeless park. He arrives back at the hotel bone dry. How has he avoided getting wet?
A man has a ferocious argument with his darling lady wife one morning, and storms out of the house, possibly because she used one of the Forbidden Insults in her rage. In any case, this man goes for a drive and throws himself face first off a cliff. Later in the evening, he walks in the house unharmed and demands his dinner. How did he survive?