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    "He must be lonesome and looking for some action among the dead ?":D

    WILMINGTON, Del. (CBS) – Police in Delaware arrested a man after they say he exposed himself inside a cemetery.

    Robert K. Matlosz, 71, is facing several charges for his alleged role in the incident that occurred Saturday morning at the All Saints Cemetery in Wilmington.

    According to investigators, police received a call about a suspicious vehicle that was parked in the cemetery in the area of the St. Marks High School track where the girls track team was practicing.

    As Delaware State Troopers approached the vehicle, they say they observed that a male, later identified as Matlosz, had his pants down around his ankles and was masturbating.

    http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/201...side-cemetery/
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    Quote Originally Posted by megimoo View Post
    "He must be lonesome and looking for some action among the dead ?":D

    WILMINGTON, Del. (CBS) – Police in Delaware arrested a man after they say he exposed himself inside a cemetery.

    Robert K. Matlosz, 71, is facing several charges for his alleged role in the incident that occurred Saturday morning at the All Saints Cemetery in Wilmington.

    According to investigators, police received a call about a suspicious vehicle that was parked in the cemetery in the area of the St. Marks High School track where the girls track team was practicing.

    As Delaware State Troopers approached the vehicle, they say they observed that a male, later identified as Matlosz, had his pants down around his ankles and was masturbating.

    http://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/201...side-cemetery/
    The girls' track team holds practices in a cemetery?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Odysseus View Post
    The girls' track team holds practices in a cemetery?
    Long distance runners most likely. Quiet, out of the way with few gawkers.
    In most sports, cold-cocking an opposing player repeatedly in the face with a series of gigantic Slovakian uppercuts would get you a multi-game suspension without pay.

    In hockey, it means you have to sit in the penalty box for five minutes.
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    Maybe he just stopped in for a cold one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by obx View Post
    Maybe he just stopped in for a cold one.
    Sounded more like he wanted a stiff one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by obx View Post
    Maybe he just stopped in for a cold one.
    Quote Originally Posted by pyackog View Post
    Sounded more like he wanted a stiff one.
    D'oh! :D
    Quote Originally Posted by djones520 View Post
    Long distance runners most likely. Quiet, out of the way with few gawkers.
    And the zombies are a good motivator for sprints. :D
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