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    20% chance of thunderstorms which goes up to 70% tomorrow, we had 13" of rain over the last three days so there is lots of flooding. I didn't leave the hill yesterday because most of the roads out were underwater and closed, snake creek should be back in it's banks again this morning.


    TOTD: If you had a crystal ball that could tell you the truth about any one thing you wished to know about yourself, life, the future, or anything else, what would you want to know?
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    TOTD: The answer to the ultimate question.
    In most sports, cold-cocking an opposing player repeatedly in the face with a series of gigantic Slovakian uppercuts would get you a multi-game suspension without pay.

    In hockey, it means you have to sit in the penalty box for five minutes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by djones520 View Post
    TOTD: The answer to the ultimate question.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arroyo_Doble View Post
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    ah, but what is the question?
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    Quote Originally Posted by fettpett View Post
    ah, but what is the question?
    That will take longer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fettpett View Post
    ah, but what is the question?
    Arthur Dent: Just wait a sodding minute! You want a question that goes with the answer for 42? Well, how about what's six times seven? Or how many Vogons does it take to change a lightbulb? Here's one! How many roads must a man walk down?
    Lunkwill: Hey, that's not bad!
    Arthur Dent: Fine. Fine, take it. Because my head is filled with questions and I can assure you no answer to any one of them has ever brought me one iota of happiness. Except for one. The one. The only question I've ever wanted an answer to - is she the one? The answer bloody well isn't forty-two, it's yes. Undoubtedly, unequivocally, unabashedly yes. And for one week, one week in my sad little blip of an existence, it made me happy.
    Trillian: That's a good answer...
    Lunkwill: Rubbish, we don't want to be happy, we want to be famous!
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    We be in the low 50s with scattered rain. The lawn looks just terrific!

    TOTD: I don't think I'd want to know my own future but I would like to know the future of my country. :(
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    We be in the low 50s with scattered rain. The lawn looks just terrific!

    TOTD: I don't think I'd want to know my own future but I would like to know the future of my country. :(
    Wouldn't the future of your country be wound tightly with your future.
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    The numbers for the next major lottery!
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    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    Arthur Dent: Just wait a sodding minute! You want a question that goes with the answer for 42? Well, how about what's six times seven? Or how many Vogons does it take to change a lightbulb? Here's one! How many roads must a man walk down?
    Lunkwill: Hey, that's not bad!
    Arthur Dent: Fine. Fine, take it. Because my head is filled with questions and I can assure you no answer to any one of them has ever brought me one iota of happiness. Except for one. The one. The only question I've ever wanted an answer to - is she the one? The answer bloody well isn't forty-two, it's yes. Undoubtedly, unequivocally, unabashedly yes. And for one week, one week in my sad little blip of an existence, it made me happy.
    Trillian: That's a good answer...
    Lunkwill: Rubbish, we don't want to be happy, we want to be famous!
    yeah, but anything that Dent came up with would be schewed, as he was a descendent of telephone sanitizers and other "middle men" and when he pulled the question out of the bag, get got "What do you get when you multiply six by nine"
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