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    I'm sure this might piss more than a few of y'all (especially Muscle Boi), but there it is. What'chya gonna do.

    This is how any reasonably-minded deity would have it:







    God has a Mac. Get over it, peasants, and get one or two yourselves. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by hampshirebrit View Post
    I'm sure this might piss more than a few of y'all (especially Muscle Boi), but there it is. What'chya gonna do.

    This is how any reasonably-minded deity would have it:

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    God has a Mac. Get over it, peasants, and get one or two yourselves. :D
    I notice the serpent coiled in the midst of your fruit basket.:D
    How is obama working out for you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    I notice the serpent coiled in the midst of your fruit basket.:D
    That'll be Simone. She's from Stadt Brugge.

    Cute, no? :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by hampshirebrit View Post
    That'll be Simone. She's from Stadt Brugge.

    Cute, no? :D
    Adorable.:eek:
    How is obama working out for you?
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    I feel sorry for that table, having to hold all the crap :D
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    Maybe God does favor the Mac but only Satan would be groovin' to Alex Parks.

    Jesus wept.




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    Quote Originally Posted by fettpett View Post
    I feel sorry for that table, having to hold all the crap :D
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    One does not greet death when he knocks at your door.

    Nay you repeatedly punch him in the throat as he slowly drags you away.
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    I don't know, I always thought a divine machine would more like this:



    That's 24 cores (3.0GHz), and 96GB RAM. Not shown is iSCSI attached SAN storage. It's one of my work toys.
    "In England a king hath little more to do than to make war and give away places; which in plain terms, is to impoverish the nation and set it together by the ears. A pretty business indeed for a man to be allowed eight hundred thousand sterling a year for, and worshipped into the bargain! Of more worth is one honest man to society and in the sight of God, than all the crowned ruffians that ever lived."
    —Thomas Paine, Common Sense
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    Quote Originally Posted by malloc View Post
    I don't know, I always thought a divine machine would more like this:



    That's 24 cores (3.0GHz), and 96GB RAM. Not shown is iSCSI attached SAN storage. It's one of my work toys.
    At least you're liberated from the god-awful winders OS.

    What's she look like, though?

    To me, computers are like cars and women. They need to look good, and go like the clappers. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by hampshirebrit View Post
    At least you're liberated from the god-awful winders OS.

    What's she look like, though?

    To me, computers are like cars and women. They need to look good, and go like the clappers. :D
    Like this http://www.dell.com/us/business/p/poweredge-r610/pd.

    She hangs out in a cabinet with 12 of her closest friends at the Phoenix NAP.
    "In England a king hath little more to do than to make war and give away places; which in plain terms, is to impoverish the nation and set it together by the ears. A pretty business indeed for a man to be allowed eight hundred thousand sterling a year for, and worshipped into the bargain! Of more worth is one honest man to society and in the sight of God, than all the crowned ruffians that ever lived."
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