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  1. #1 How Our Lord Jesus Intended Home Compute To Be: 
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    I'm sure this might piss more than a few of y'all (especially Muscle Boi), but there it is. What'chya gonna do.

    This is how any reasonably-minded deity would have it:







    God has a Mac. Get over it, peasants, and get one or two yourselves. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by hampshirebrit View Post
    I'm sure this might piss more than a few of y'all (especially Muscle Boi), but there it is. What'chya gonna do.

    This is how any reasonably-minded deity would have it:

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    God has a Mac. Get over it, peasants, and get one or two yourselves. :D
    I notice the serpent coiled in the midst of your fruit basket.:D
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    I notice the serpent coiled in the midst of your fruit basket.:D
    That'll be Simone. She's from Stadt Brugge.

    Cute, no? :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by hampshirebrit View Post
    That'll be Simone. She's from Stadt Brugge.

    Cute, no? :D
    Adorable.:eek:
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    I feel sorry for that table, having to hold all the crap :D
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    I don't know, I always thought a divine machine would more like this:



    That's 24 cores (3.0GHz), and 96GB RAM. Not shown is iSCSI attached SAN storage. It's one of my work toys.
    "In England a king hath little more to do than to make war and give away places; which in plain terms, is to impoverish the nation and set it together by the ears. A pretty business indeed for a man to be allowed eight hundred thousand sterling a year for, and worshipped into the bargain! Of more worth is one honest man to society and in the sight of God, than all the crowned ruffians that ever lived."
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    Maybe God does favor the Mac but only Satan would be groovin' to Alex Parks.

    Jesus wept.




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    Quote Originally Posted by malloc View Post
    I don't know, I always thought a divine machine would more like this:



    That's 24 cores (3.0GHz), and 96GB RAM. Not shown is iSCSI attached SAN storage. It's one of my work toys.
    At least you're liberated from the god-awful winders OS.

    What's she look like, though?

    To me, computers are like cars and women. They need to look good, and go like the clappers. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by hampshirebrit View Post
    I'm sure this might piss more than a few of y'all (especially Muscle Boi), but there it is. What'chya gonna do.


    God has a Mac. Get over it, peasants, and get one or two yourselves. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by hampshirebrit View Post
    At least you're liberated from the god-awful winders OS.

    What's she look like, though?

    To me, computers are like cars and women. They need to look good, and go like the clappers. :D
    Like this http://www.dell.com/us/business/p/poweredge-r610/pd.

    She hangs out in a cabinet with 12 of her closest friends at the Phoenix NAP.
    "In England a king hath little more to do than to make war and give away places; which in plain terms, is to impoverish the nation and set it together by the ears. A pretty business indeed for a man to be allowed eight hundred thousand sterling a year for, and worshipped into the bargain! Of more worth is one honest man to society and in the sight of God, than all the crowned ruffians that ever lived."
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