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    Little Known Sarah Palin Facts

    Sarah Palin knows the location of DB Cooper’s body because she threw him from the plane.

    Sarah Palin can divide by zero.

    Global Warming doesn’t kill polar bears. Sarah Palin kills polar bears, with her teeth.

    Sarah Palin knows how old the Chinese gymnasts are.

    Russia sold Alaska to America because Sarah Palin would not bow to autocracy.

    Alaskan wolfpacks give Sara Palin first dibs on their kills.

    Sarah Palin will give birth to the man who will lead humanity’s war against the machines.

    Sarah Palin drives a Zamboni to work.

    Sarah Palin begins every day with a moment of silence for the political enemies buried in her yard.

    We'll never know who would win a cage match between Chuck Norris and Sarah Palin because no cage ever constructed can hold her.
    A shameless steal from our good friends over at FR. :D
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    Sarah Palin can rip the balls off Obam-UH's pansy ass body and shove them down his scat filled trachea
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    And you forgot...

    Jack Bauer is afraid of no one...except Sarah Palin!
    "The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown." H.P. Lovecraft in Supernatural Horror in Literature
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    Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience.

    Sarah Palin always beats the point spread.

    Sarah Palin uses French Canadians as bait to catch giant king salmon.

    When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered.

    Sarah Palin isn’t allowed to wield the gavel at the convention because they’re afraid she’ll use it to kill liberals.

    Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North.

    Sarah Palin’s finishing move in the VP debate will be pulling Biden’s still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LibraryLady View Post
    Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience.

    Sarah Palin always beats the point spread.

    Sarah Palin uses French Canadians as bait to catch giant king salmon.

    When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered.

    Sarah Palin isn’t allowed to wield the gavel at the convention because they’re afraid she’ll use it to kill liberals.

    Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North.

    Sarah Palin’s finishing move in the VP debate will be pulling Biden’s still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite.

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    :D:D

    I'm stealing #1, 4,5,6,7,
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    Quote Originally Posted by LibraryLady View Post
    Death once had a near-Sarah Palin experience.

    Sarah Palin always beats the point spread.

    Sarah Palin uses French Canadians as bait to catch giant king salmon.

    When Sarah Palin booked a flight to Europe, the French immediately surrendered.

    Sarah Palin isn’t allowed to wield the gavel at the convention because they’re afraid she’ll use it to kill liberals.

    Sarah Palin is the reason compasses point North.

    Sarah Palin’s finishing move in the VP debate will be pulling Biden’s still beating heart from his chest & taking a bite.

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    Good Lord, LL! Who knew you had it in you! :D
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    I don't. There's a site
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    Jesus has a bracelet that says, “WWSPD?”

    Sarah Palin was not flown to Ohio in charter jet- she ran as part of morning workout.

    Sarah Palin’s son is going to Iraq after the Surge, because a Palin during the Surge would have been unfair.
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    Little-known fact: “Sarah Palin” is an adopted name. Her birth name is unknown, but her brother’s birth name was “Kal-El.”

    Sarah Palin told Mother Nature to calm down and stop spoiling her party: Gustav immediately dropped to Cat 2
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    yall left out the very best one!

    in the original version, He-Man had the power of Sarah Palin, but the writers felt this would make him way too powerful
    I'm gonna laugh about that one for a while :)
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    Sarah Palin taught Putin how to wrestle tigers.
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