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  1. #1 Man Dressed as Cow Steals 26 Gallons of Milk (Must See Pic) 
    Man Dressed as Cow Steals 26 Gallons of Milk
    Thursday, Apr 28, 2011 | Updated 9:36 AM EDT


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    Milk does a body good. Stealing, however, probably doesn't.
    By Carissa DiMargo

    How about 26 gallons of it? One man did, at least for a little while. And that man was dressed in a cow costume.

    In the category of You Can't Make This Stuff Up If You Tried, the 18-year-old crawled into a Stafford, Va., Walmart on all fours, reported PotomacLocal.com.

    After standing, he loaded about $92 worth of milk into a shopping cart and simply rolled the cart out of the without paying, police have confirmed to NBC Washington.

    He then attempted to give the milk away outside the store, and tried to flee the scene by skipping away, police said.


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    Perhaps its part of Chick-Fil-A's marketing campaign???

    Other than that, I'm coming up with a giant WTF.
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    most likely some left wing idiot trying to make a statement about how evil walmart is and how we enslaved and exploit cows.
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    He attempted to flee by skipping away. This is the wrong time of year for an 18 year old to be pledging a frat, right?
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  5. #5 Man dressed as cow steals 26 gallons of milk from grocery store... 
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    Got milk?.....How about 26 gallons of it? One man did, at least for a little while. And that man was dressed in a cow costume.....In the category of You Can't Make This Stuff Up If You Tried, the 18-year-old crawled into a Stafford, Va., Walmart on all fours, reported PotomacLocal.com.

    After standing, he loaded about $92 worth of milk into a shopping cart and simply rolled the cart out of the without paying, police have confirmed to NBC Washington.

    He then attempted to give the milk away outside the store, and tried to flee the scene by skipping away, police said.....Jonathan Payton, 18, of North Stafford, Va., was given a summons and released at the scene.

    http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/we...807919.html?dr




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    was that you, megiMOO?
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    It is not very unreasonable that the rich should contribute to the public expense, not only in proportion to their revenue, but something more than in that proportion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wei Wu Wei View Post
    was that you, megiMOO?
    Naw, my tits are much bigger !
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    that's udderly terrible
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wei Wu Wei View Post
    that's udderly terrible
    Wipe thy soiled butt !
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    Quote Originally Posted by PoliCon View Post
    most likely some left wing idiot trying to make a statement about how evil walmart is and how we enslaved and exploit cows.


    Again, I wonder what his DU name is.
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