Thread: Random Thought Thursday
#1 Random Thought Thursday
05-05-2011, 07:35 AM
- Join Date
- Nov 2010
- Peoples Democratic Socialist Republic of Michiganistanovia
Supposed to be a nice bright sunny day.
The mind is a blank today (big surprise there) so I am going to just throw out a few random thoughts.
Expound on them or and your own for others to make fun of...:D
57 Chevy's and and any year Corvette (except a 63 split window coupe) are the most overrated cars in American history.
You can go a lot longer without good sex than you can without a good bowel movement.
I like mashed potatos with corn on top smothered in gravy.
05-05-2011, 08:44 AM
- Join Date
- Mar 2010
05-05-2011, 10:17 AM
It was colder than the forecast yesterday so I expect that today will be better. I'm wearing sandals as a token of hope.
TOTD: If you are more than 10 pounds overweight, you are only fooling yourself by wearing black all the time.
Multitasking is a huge waste of time. Just perform each task quickly and with focus instead of doing 5 things badly.
No matter how sophisticated you believe your taste in food, music, or fashion to be, your preferences will be considered laughable in less than 50 years.
05-05-2011, 11:02 AM
Sunny and warm today. Tomorrow might be our first 100 degree day. Boo. :mad:
TOTD: I had an awesome weigh-in this morning.
Einstein Bros. Vanilla Hazelnut Coffee is proof that God understands the plight of his sleep-deprived children.
Tomorrow is payday.2011 CU Fantasy Baseball Champion
05-05-2011, 11:04 AM
What this world needs is a few more rednecks.I feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
05-05-2011, 11:21 AM
No matter how often you see or hear it, some things are funny every time. For example, "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!" and TruckerMe's sig line.
05-05-2011, 11:22 AM
Sunny and cool.
TOTD: If the visiting team hits it, why do they still call it a home run?
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
It's nice to see Pres. Obama cares more about Islamic sensitivities than American sensitivities.
Mike Schmidt is the greatest baseball player I've ever seen.
Jenna Lee is sexy as hell.The Obama Administration: Deny. Deflect. Blame.
05-05-2011, 12:46 PM
TOTD: There is always one more imbecile than you counted on."Our president delivered his State of the Union message to Congress. That is one of the things his contract calls for -- to tell congress the condition of the country. This message, as I say, is to Congress. The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the president has to tell 'em." ~ Will Rogers
05-05-2011, 01:38 PM
Just when you think you've hit bottom, someone throws you a shovel.The Obama Administration: Deny. Deflect. Blame.
05-05-2011, 02:08 PM
When you're down and out, everyone wants to screw you.I feel that once a black fella has referred to white foks as "honky paleface devil white-trash cracker redneck Caspers," he's abdicated the right to get upset about the "N" word. But that's just me. -- Jim Goad
|« Previous Thread | Next Thread »|