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  1. #1 6 ways to ruin your wedding 
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    One does not greet death when he knocks at your door.

    Nay you repeatedly punch him in the throat as he slowly drags you away.
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    Saying "I Do"?
    That has ruined many a wedding and marriage when looking back at it.:D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madisonian View Post
    Saying "I Do"?
    That has ruined many a wedding and marriage when looking back at it.:D
    Or if you are the groom hitting on one of the bridesmaids. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey View Post
    Or if you are the groom hitting on one of the bridesmaids. :D
    They were twins and I said I was sorry.
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    Remember that urban legend about the guy pasting pics of his bride to be screwing the best man on the bottom of everyone's chair?
    "Inequality is a false notion propagated by those who are made to feel guilty for what they have by those who are jealous for what they don't"-Former MTV Host Kennedy
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    7. There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvj5eFXTgu0


    PS> I'm pretty sure that Zafod owns one of those man-arm pillows in plaid.


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    That one never gets old...:D

    Like the crying tree huggers...:D
    May the FORCE be with you!
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    :eek: WTF is with that last thing about gnawing the ring finger off?!?!?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madisonian View Post
    Saying "I Do"?
    That has ruined many a wedding and marriage when looking back at it.:D
    lol
    Quote Originally Posted by Adam Smith - Wealth of Nations
    It is not very unreasonable that the rich should contribute to the public expense, not only in proportion to their revenue, but something more than in that proportion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Madisonian View Post
    They were twins and I said I was sorry.
    Hey there should be a law that allows you to have sex with twins and not get into trouble with your wife :D


    (and no it only applies to men) :D
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