A gas station owner told police Monday he was pummeled by a man who came out of the restroom and shouted, “You don't have any toilet paper,” according to a police report released Tuesday.

The 57-year-old owner of the BP station in the 8800 block of Southeast U.S. 1 told police that when the man walked in he headed “straight into the bathroom.”

Minutes later, the man walked out and started verbally assaulting him. The restroom-goer began knocking over displays and shouted, “You don't have any toilet paper.”

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Florida

I see he avoided the obvious move of buying some toilet paper, that would have been too simple. :D