05-16-2011, 06:13 PM
How to pass a urine test. Stay up the night before and study, study, study.“For we are to God the aroma of Christ among those who are being saved and those who are perishing.
To the one we are the smell of death; to the other, the fragrance of life. And who is equal to such a task?”
2 Corinthians 2:15-16
05-16-2011, 06:19 PM
It seems the height of DUmbness to be asking this question of a group of MORONS who probably have all failed an employment drug screening thus allowing them to post on that forum all day in the 1st place.
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05-16-2011, 07:28 PM--Odysseus
Sic Hacer Pace, Para Bellum.
Before you can do things for people, you must be the kind of man who can get things done. But to get things done, you must love the doing, not the people!
05-16-2011, 09:20 PMSidDithers (1000+ posts) Mon May-16-11 12:58 PM
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22. K&R for any post with the phrase "fake penis" in it...
Fake vajayjay? Is that possible?
05-16-2011, 09:24 PM
They get us in, weigh us, and take us to a room to sit down. Next in line was the drug test. After about 20 minutes, you can see a number of us starting to do a bit of a dance in our chairs. A few minutes later we're standing up just trying to think about something else. The recruiters there all know whats going on, and you could see a hint of a smile on their face. Finally, one of them spoke up and says "Ok, it's time to do a urinalyses. Who really needs to go first?" We bolted for that door. Not one of us gave it a single though that it was just 6 us us standing around a circular trough hanging out pissing into a cup with a bunch of other guys watching. I never had to pee so bad in my life. And I still needed a weight waiver. :mad:In most sports, cold-cocking an opposing player repeatedly in the face with a series of gigantic Slovakian uppercuts would get you a multi-game suspension without pay.
In hockey, it means you have to sit in the penalty box for five minutes.
05-16-2011, 09:32 PM
I know how to pass that urine test. I've done it over and over again.
(I stay out of trouble).
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