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  1. #1 The Creation Museum 
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    A friend of mine recently went here on her and her husbands "pre-baby" road trip.

    Here is some picture she took.







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    Notice the penguin? That's supposed to be Adam in the Garden.


    So has anyone here been there? Seems like a real interesting place.
    In most sports, cold-cocking an opposing player repeatedly in the face with a series of gigantic Slovakian uppercuts would get you a multi-game suspension without pay.

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    lmao I'd love to visit this place. it sounds like it would be one awesome zany hilarious afternoon

    I wonder where they believe, geographically, the Garden of Eden was located?
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    My friends are telling me that the place had no artifacts, or anything like that. The displays where all artificial. And they said if you brought up anything that questioned their "facts" they'd kick you out.
    In most sports, cold-cocking an opposing player repeatedly in the face with a series of gigantic Slovakian uppercuts would get you a multi-game suspension without pay.

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    Quote Originally Posted by djones520 View Post
    That's supposed to be Adam in the Garden.


    So Adam was a caucasian. I knew it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Novaheart View Post
    So Adam was a caucasian. I knew it.
    I wonder who cut his hair, there were no gays yet?
    How is obama working out for you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    I wonder who cut his hair, there were no gays yet?
    Maybe it was the penguin living in the tropical jungle?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    I wonder who cut his hair, there were no gays yet?
    Steve. Steve cut his hair and waxed his chest and arms.
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    The most realistic part is the lamb's expression being held by a guy with no pants. I now know that "Baa" means "HELP!".
    "Our president delivered his State of the Union message to Congress. That is one of the things his contract calls for -- to tell congress the condition of the country. This message, as I say, is to Congress. The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the president has to tell 'em." ~ Will Rogers
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    Quote Originally Posted by Articulate_Ape View Post
    The most realistic part is the lamb's expression being held by a guy with no pants. I now know that "Baa" means "HELP!".
    So the Garden of Eden was in Afghanistan? :eek:
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    Quote Originally Posted by djones520 View Post
    So the Garden of Eden was in Afghanistan? :eek:
    The penguin was the giveaway, wasn't it?
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