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  1. #1 Saw a real fundagelical idiot on the road yesterday. 
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    arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue May-17-11 04:22 PM
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    Saw a real fundagelical idiot on the road yesterday.

    He was driving a large black "compensation truck" (you know what I'm saying). The tailgate of the truck had the chrome Jesus fish. Not too surprising, and totally innocuous in and of itself.

    But the asshat also had two bumper stickers on the tailgate. The stickers looked like they were privately produced, likely by a right-wing church.

    One said, "The Bible makes the best people - Thomas Jefferson."

    The other said, "If the earth is your mother, I WALK on your mother".

    This is an individual who can NEVER be reasoned with, because he is already and forever convinced of his own moral superiority, based on his hard-core religious beliefs.

    I made sure to flip him off as I drove past him.

    Asshat.
    What a mature response! Wow!
    RKP5637 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue May-17-11 04:25 PM
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    1. These people have brains cast in cement. There is no getting to them. Hopefully they

    will become extinct.
    slackmaster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue May-17-11 04:29 PM
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    8. You lowered yourself to his level by flipping him off

    Nice job.
    arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue May-17-11 04:31 PM
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    10. Like I care about him?

    I also don't care about your opinion.

    In fact, *you* condemning me convinces me I did the right thing.
    And those who cheer and applaud what you did convince you that you did the wrong thing, right?
    Taverner Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue May-17-11 04:32 PM
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    12. I see nothing wrong in giving that asshole the bird

    Although those types tend to be psychopaths, so hope that he's not armed

    take care
    Occulus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue May-17-11 08:02 PM
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    38. Bullshit. These people only understand crudity.

    Reasoned, well-thought arguments not only go over their heads but actually set them off.
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    I see bumper stickers every day that I consider to be tasteless at best and retarded at worst.

    I've never seen one that has made me signal my distress to another driver.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    I see bumper stickers every day that I consider to be tasteless at best and retarded at worst.

    I've never seen one that has made me signal my distress to another driver.
    Like wise. These cretins are so damn childish.
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    Sounds like a Bouncy. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    I see bumper stickers every day that I consider to be tasteless at best and retarded at worst.

    I've never seen one that has made me signal my distress to another driver.
    So have I. I just laugh or shake my head. But the funnier thing about this story is that the person he flipped off probably didn't see the flip off.

    1. These people have brains cast in cement. There is no getting to them. Hopefully they

    will become extinct.
    Well, considering that you lefties are all for gayness and abortion I think it's safe to say that you'd be extinct far before religious fundamentalists will.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    I see bumper stickers every day that I consider to be tasteless at best and retarded at worst.

    I've never seen one that has made me signal my distress to another driver.
    My friend Cruella wisely instructed me one day that when you respond to a person's bumper sticker, you should reference the sticker. Simply yelling "Go to hell" or other pleasantries will confuse them, as they have often forgotten that they have the sticker or will not associate your response to their sticker.

    So if I see a Pat Robertson (red line through two male stick figures) sticker on a car, then I should yell "Fuck you and your heterosexist bumper sticker" rather than simply "Fuck you."
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    Quote Originally Posted by NJCardFan View Post
    Well, considering that you lefties are all for gayness ............ I think it's safe to say that you'd be extinct far before religious fundamentalists will.
    Half of the homosexuals in San Francisco are refugees from fundagelicharismatic famblies.
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    There's a whole collection of goofy progressive bumper stickers over at Le-gal In-sur-rec-tion.......:D

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    arbusto_baboso Donating Member (1000+ posts) Tue May-17-11 04:22 PM
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    Saw a real fundagelical idiot on the road yesterday.

    He was driving a large black "compensation truck" (you know what I'm saying). The tailgate of the truck had the chrome Jesus fish. Not too surprising, and totally innocuous in and of itself.

    But the asshat also had two bumper stickers on the tailgate. The stickers looked like they were privately produced, likely by a right-wing church.

    One said, "The Bible makes the best people - Thomas Jefferson."

    The other said, "If the earth is your mother, I WALK on your mother".

    This is an individual who can NEVER be reasoned with, because he is already and forever convinced of his own moral superiority, based on his hard-core religious beliefs.

    I made sure to flip him off as I drove past him.

    Asshat.
    Pot meet kettle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NJCardFan View Post
    So have I. I just laugh or shake my head. But the funnier thing about this story is that the person he flipped off probably didn't see the flip off.
    And if he did see it, he probably forgave him.
    Quote Originally Posted by Novaheart View Post
    My friend Cruella wisely instructed me one day that when you respond to a person's bumper sticker, you should reference the sticker. Simply yelling "Go to hell" or other pleasantries will confuse them, as they have often forgotten that they have the sticker or will not associate your response to their sticker.

    So if I see a Pat Robertson (red line through two male stick figures) sticker on a car, then I should yell "Fuck you and your heterosexist bumper sticker" rather than simply "Fuck you."
    Or, you could just grow the hell up. Just a thought.
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