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    Quote Originally Posted by jendf View Post
    How do you know this? Nerd.
    I said "kill me now" didn't I?

    Let's just say I was a captive audience at the time by a female that I adore greatly. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by jendf View Post
    I don't know if they run a salon. The only clips I've seen were the ones featured on The Soup.

    They are supposed to be the quintessential Jersey guy and gal. So I've learned that everyone in New Jersey is an alcoholic spray-tan-addicted loud mouth who deserves to be punched in the face.
    So you have met the Apeman...:D
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    Quote Originally Posted by JB View Post
    That's Jerseylicious.

    All the guido-ness of Jersey Shore except it's salon based not shore based.

    Kill me now.
    If you haven't seen the South Park episode ripping those shows, you must.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NJCardFan View Post
    And this is why The Jersey Shore is offensive to me. Those idiots are a bunch of New Yorkers who come to Seaside Heights and act like total douchebags. This is in no way indicative of the real Jersey Shore.



    Actually she's pretty good in those roasts, however, her stand up is an hour and a half of her talking about her black boyfriend.*





    *-Note-Before anyone starts to flame me on this, just watch one of her standups. Her having a black boyfriend in and of itself isn't offensive but she needn't talk about it through her entire stand-up routine. It's almost as bad as watching Larry the Cable Guy talk about poop for a half an hour.
    I don't know... I had an ex from Jersey and he was.... a lot like a dude from the Jersey Shore. Just more. . . Jew-y. And Commie. And stupid. It's a miracle we lasted a month. My dad prolly would have punched the fuck out of him at my graduation. :p

    And Lisa Lampanelli...



    She does talk way too much about banging black dudes. But that's how I like her. :D


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    Context doesn't matter to this liberal it seems/ as long as it satisfies his godless dreams/ like monkeys throwing sh!t as castles in air/ as long as he throws/that is the extent of his care.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CueSi View Post
    And Lisa Lampanelli...



    She does talk way too much about banging black dudes. But that's how I like her. :D


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    Lisa is fucking HILARIOUS!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arroyo_Doble View Post
    A bit like asking who the tallest midget is.
    we all know the answer to that one.
    Stand up for what is right, even if you have to stand alone.
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    Quote Originally Posted by djones520 View Post
    Well that's because Jersey is offenseive to humanity.
    QFT!!:D
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    I don't watch much TV myself so . . . .
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    Quote Originally Posted by fettpett View Post
    Lisa is fucking HILARIOUS!!
    I think she is too... She knows her note and plays the HELL out of it! :D

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    Context doesn't matter to this liberal it seems/ as long as it satisfies his godless dreams/ like monkeys throwing sh!t as castles in air/ as long as he throws/that is the extent of his care.
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