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#1 Rapture prank: Leave clothes and shoes around town
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05-19-2011, 07:51 PM
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Barrett808 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Journal Click to send private message to this author Click to view this author's profile Click to add this author to your buddy list Click to add this author to your Ignore list Thu May-19-11 02:01 PM
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Rapture prank: Leave clothes and shoes around town
From the Twitter: Rapture prank: On Saturday, take some of your unwanted clothes and shoes and leave sets of them arranged on sidewalks and lawns around town.
http://wonkette.com/446152/this-saturdays-rapture-what-...
Poll_Blind Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Thu May-19-11 02:03 PM
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1. My god, that's effing delicious. Especially since the True Believers will think they didn't rate.brooklynite Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Thu May-19-11 02:03 PM
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2. And if your fundie neighbor....
...sees the clothes, panics because they weren't invited along for the ride, runs out in the street and gets hit by a car?
Remember, these aren't the most rational people you're likely to meet.EOTE Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Thu May-19-11 02:05 PM
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4. And it also means that they weren't chosen to be raptured.
So, you'd kind of have the last laugh.Contrary1 Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Thu May-19-11 02:37 PM
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21. From the comment section:
"If I could stomach it, I'd spend all day Sunday going from church to church, just to pop my head in the door and say,
'Ya'll still here, too, eh?'"NYC Liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Thu May-19-11 03:50 PM
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26. That's exactly what I've been saying!
That is definitely the upside! You can go tell all the fundies they must not be true Christians and that they are going to hell.izquierdista (1000+ posts)
Thu May-19-11 02:10 PM
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7. Even more fun
Leave two sets of men's clothes at the closest bus stop to a gay bar. Leave a family set in front of a halal grocery store.bvar22 Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Thu May-19-11 02:12 PM
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10. I love this.
I wish I had an old car I didn't need and couldn't be traced back to me.
This might even be worth stealing one.
Two complete sets of clothes would be left in the front seat,
a complete child's set in the back seat, pull the car off the side of the road,
maybe close up against a tree,
and leave the engine running.Patiod Donating Member (1000+ posts)
Thu May-19-11 02:13 PM
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13. Load it up with "peace" and "DU" bumper stickers....
"Co-exist" "save the whales" "pro-choice"
Too funny!
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05-19-2011, 08:16 PM
It's pretty funny, though. :p
"Today, [the American voter] chooses his rulers as he buys bootleg whiskey, never knowing precisely what he is getting, only certain that it is not what it pretends to be." - H.L. Mencken
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05-19-2011, 08:41 PM
"The efforts of the government alone will never be enough. In the end the people must choose and the people must help themselves" ~ JFK; from his famous inauguration speech (What Democrats sounded like before today's neo-Liberals hijacked that party)
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05-19-2011, 11:29 PM
How about two piles of clothes and some watchtower magazines on a baptist preachers doorstep.:eek:
Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil;
Who substitute darkness for light and light for darkness;
Who substitute bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter!
21 Woe to those who are wise in their own eyes
And clever in their own sight! Isaiah 5:20-21 NASB
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05-20-2011, 10:05 AM
Ah, and so the DUmmies, like most of the Christophobic bigots I've seen crawling out of the woodwork the last few days in various places, assume that all Christians everywhere believe in what this one extremely small lunatic fringe group (Who's already been wrong once before about when Christ will return) is predicting, even though literally every fellow Christian I've personally talked to about it (Including several quite educated Biblical scholars) agrees that it's bogus, and the Bible itself says that no man can know the day or time of Christ's return before it actually happens.
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05-20-2011, 10:57 AM
I don't personally know of even one individual who believes this will happen on Saturday. I'd guess the vast majority of cultural Christians aren't even much aware of this. Since a bunch of Imams in Iran also believe the world is ending this month, I guess the DUers will also be putting efforts into similar pranks at various mosques, right?
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