If you don't like Guinness by itself (I do!), try a "Black Velvet" - half Guinness, half champagne. :)
I've had an Irish Car Bomb before, and that wasn't bad. Don't think I'd go for the Black Velvet either though. I'm extremely particular about alcohaul. I'm almost 27, and I've just now started to get a taste for some light beers.
In most sports, cold-cocking an opposing player repeatedly in the face with a series of gigantic Slovakian uppercuts would get you a multi-game suspension without pay.
In hockey, it means you have to sit in the penalty box for five minutes.