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    Darn. I made cake and everything.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zathras View Post
    And his name is Timmy.

    Sassy! Sassy! This week's episode: Danger at the Old Well.

    Last one to the old well's a rotten egg! Ha ha, I win. Woah! Aaah! Sassy! Johnny fell down the well! I'm wet.

    Bark , bark, bark, bark. What? Sassy? You know where Mr. Gunderson keeps his roap? Go get it girl. What?

    You'd rather use this time to set people straight about shelter pet adoption? I'm cold. People shouldn't be afraid to adopt from a shelter. Because shelter pets are screened for sound health and temperament? I'm wet and cold. Sassy! What about Johnny?

    What? Let Johnny sit in the well until he learns to be more self-reliant? Sassy. What'd he say?

    Sassy is brought to you by the Ad Council and the shelterpetproject.org. Remember: adopt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    Are you well ??
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    Quote Originally Posted by megimoo View Post
    Are you well ??
    I own a Collie. Any "Timmy" reference brings out the Collie-owner in me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    I own a Collie. Any "Timmy" reference brings out the Collie-owner in me.
    I was refering to this blather..." Sassy! Sassy! This week's episode: Danger at the Old Well. "
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    Quote Originally Posted by megimoo View Post
    I was refering to this blather..." Sassy! Sassy! This week's episode: Danger at the Old Well. "
    I know, but I can't resist a fake Lassie reference.
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    I don't think he is coming out. he's had a routine now for hundreds of years, plenty of water, possibly a genie.
    He is used to the lighting and probably wouldn't like the new squiggly florescent's, I think he will stay.
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    I don't think he is coming out. he's had a routine now for hundreds of years, plenty of water, possibly a genie.
    He is used to the lighting and probably wouldn't like the new squiggly florescent's, I think he will stay.
    It's also possible he popped up around the Syrian/Israeli border, and the IDF accidentally capped his ass. :D
    In most sports, cold-cocking an opposing player repeatedly in the face with a series of gigantic Slovakian uppercuts would get you a multi-game suspension without pay.

    In hockey, it means you have to sit in the penalty box for five minutes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by djones520 View Post
    It's also possible he popped up around the Syrian/Israeli border, and the IDF accidentally capped his ass. :D
    I hadn't thought of that! You could be right!:eek:
    The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    I don't think he is coming out. he's had a routine now for hundreds of years, plenty of water, possibly a genie.
    He is used to the lighting and probably wouldn't like the new squiggly florescent's, I think he will stay.
    Wether he does or doesn't Jibber Jabber,Ahmadinejad claims he is taking his guidance in his war against the Grand Mullah Ayatollah Khamenei...Iran's spiritual leader Ayatollah Khamenei isn't a hardline Islamist, but a mystic poet .

    Ahmadinejad claims to be in conference,on a daily basis,with the 12th Imam on all matters of state and the people believe him.This enables him to ignore Ayatollah Khamenei and do exactly as he likes.
    The Madhi is already here,guiding Ahmadinejad and leading Iran into the coming war against the enemies of Islam .
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