Thread: You might be a metalhead if
#1 You might be a metalhead if05-26-2011, 12:02 AM
When you doodled pentagrams all over your notebooks in school
When people say. "like,dude can you even hear what they're singing?"
When given a guitar,you start playing metal riffs and stuff.
Last edited by hai; 05-26-2011 at 12:05 AM.
05-26-2011, 12:07 AM
You might be a metal head when you.....
Drink in the woods with three close friends;
Damage your hearing with an iPod;
Throw fake gang signs;
Think of Jack Daniels as a "signature" drink.
05-26-2011, 05:42 PM
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- May 2011
- N.C. Mountains
you think that people that don't like metal are just wrong....
if you've never considered any other genre of music....
if you have tats that you forgot you had and you're jonesing to get another one.....
if you think that Little Feat is foot disease..........
05-26-2011, 05:52 PM
When someone asks you if you've heard any good Nu-metal you immediately think of a new Saxon CD.
If you remember when Bon Jovi was metal(just look at hit parader or circus magazine of the 80's)
Whenever you pose for a photo you flash the devil horns.
When you and your friends can pinpoint the time when Metallica started to suck,but it's different for all of you.
You remember when there was only one genre of heavy metal - and that was anything with a slightly distorted guitar sound.
. You remember when heavy metal singers could actually sing.
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05-26-2011, 06:43 PM
...you wore black lipstick and listened to Mettalic records backwards.
...you know what black metal is.
05-26-2011, 07:24 PM
McDonald's never gets your order right,because all they hear is growling and muttering
You constantly get into arguments over whether Slipknot is "metal" or not.
05-26-2011, 07:54 PM
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- Apr 2011
- Lawrenceville, Georgia
You might be a metal head if:
Your first song on guitar was Flight of Icarus and your first ballad was Alone Again
You HAD to have THE SHIRT for every concert you went to...indoor shirt too, not one of the crappy bootlegs!
You had hair bigger than your girlfriend
05-26-2011, 10:56 PM
If you hear a song on the radio and wonder how much better it would be it there was a metal cover of it.
If you see a concert and head towards the stage to see what effects,amps,and guitars the band is using.
If you constantly get someone knocking on your door to keep it down.
Last edited by hai; 05-26-2011 at 11:47 PM. Reason: tired
05-27-2011, 04:55 PM
If you know that the PMRC was.
If you find if funny that John Denver was on the PMRC's dirty list.
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