lbrtbell Donating Member (866 posts) Mon May-30-11 04:53 PM
I annoyed a Rush Limbaugh listener today
My neighbor has a tendency to blare his radio while he's working outside, which annoys me because I can even hear it inside our house.
So today, I go out to do some yard work, and there he is, blaring the radio again.
Rush Limbaugh was on.
I was literally able to anticipate, word-for-word, one caller's comment, because it was a typical talking point about Obama trying to take credit for killing Bin Laden. Then the fat blowhard spewed some crap about "Democrats don't WANT to kill terrorists." Not one word about Memorial Day, or honoring the troops. Of course, what would he know about this, having got out of the draft with the pus-filled boil on his ass....
I was so annoyed, I said to myself, fuck this shit.
So I proceeded to start mowing the lawn right near this guy and his radio. A neighbor across the street, seeing me do this, started mowing, as well. We were soon joined by a third (Republicans can't seem to think of stuff on their own, even yard care.) Soon, there's a cacophony of lawnmowers running around this guy and his radio.
As I mowed, I smiled at the delicious irony of Rush Limbaugh being drowned out by a "feminazi" like me, who started the whole racket by firing up my environmentally-friendly electric lawnmower.