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    Supposed to be a nice day. Sunny, 70's.

    After 4 or 5 shots of good tequila or bourbon, you might as well drink the cheap stuff. At that point, you won't know the difference anyway.

    TOTD: What is your completely useless tip that you would like to pass on to the board?
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    Must. Resist. Foreskin. Joke.
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    Highs in the low 90s (for just one day).

    TOTD: Stuffing dryer sheets into shoes will just get you worse-smelling shoes. Skip that tip.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    Highs in the low 90s (for just one day).

    TOTD: Stuffing dryer sheets into shoes will just get you worse-smelling shoes. Skip that tip.
    But dryer sheets under your hat will keep gnats away.
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    I'm about to experience it Friday afternoon.

    Formaldehyde concoction to straighten hair.


    I have a bad feeling about this and will probably chicken out.
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    On the big green interstate signs, if a tab (like "exit 47") is on the left, it means the exit will be on the left. If the tab is on the right (about 90% of the time), the exit will be on the right.

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    Quote Originally Posted by linda22003 View Post
    On the big green interstate signs, if a tab (like "exit 47") is on the left, it means the exit will be on the left. If the tab is on the right (about 90% of the time), the exit will be on the right.

    Wow, I did not know that particular tip. I even know where that exit is. :eek:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arroyo_Doble View Post
    Must. Resist. Foreskin. Joke.
    LOL :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hawkgirl View Post
    I'm about to experience it Friday afternoon.

    Formaldehyde concoction to straighten hair.


    I have a bad feeling about this and will probably chicken out.
    Why would you straighten your hair? I have naturally curly hair and I love it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ralph wiggum View Post
    Wow, I did not know that particular tip. I even know where that exit is. :eek:
    It's not just on THAT exit, of course. It's on all of them. I must have been well into my thirties when I heard this tidbit of information on TV one day, and I was astonished. I told several friends, and they were astonished. One friend said, "Oh, yeah. Everybody knows that." SO not true. :p
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