Quote Originally Posted by txradioguy View Post
Dear ThisThreadIsSatire,

Thank you for your letter informing us you are willfully defaulting on payments on items purchased from us. All we ask is that you please leave your doors unlocked and your car in the driveway with the keys above the visor. Our repo personnel will be there to take back your possessions within 24-48 hours.

V/r

Your Creditors
Fun fact to know and tell: Only Sears actually secures your credit with your purchases. If you default, Visa and Macy's won't be coming after the things you bought on their cards, but Sears will repo appliances and even carpet.