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  1. #1 Woman is injured in Hamilton graveyard by falling tombstone during sexcapade 
    Woman is injured in Hamilton graveyard by falling tombstone during 'extracurricular activities,' police say
    Published: Thursday, June 02, 2011, 6:29 PM Updated: Friday, June 03, 2011, 9:35 AM
    Alex Zdan/The Times By Alex Zdan/The Times

    HAMILTON – A woman who may have been engaged in sexual activity in a township cemetery Tuesday evening was injured when a tombstone fell on her leg, police said.

    The 39-year-old woman was not badly hurt, and the administration of Ahavath Israel Cemetery declined to press charges, according to police.

    The woman was with a male friend in the graveyard off Cedar Lane just before 7 p.m. visiting the grave of a relative. When the two engaged in some “extracurricular activities,” one of the grave markers rolled onto the woman’s leg, Capt. James Stevens said.
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    The woman was taken by ambulance to Capital Health Regional Medical Center for treatment. Police did not know the extent of her injuries.
    There just ain't no way in hell I would have called an ambulance to come and get me or my partner if one of us had been injured in that spot, in that way.
    "I've injured my leg, oh, please come and get me"? Gimme a break. Talk about a Jewish Princess!

    And what the heck time does the sun set up there? It's hardly dark at 7PM around here!
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    Quote Originally Posted by TruckerMe View Post
    And what the heck time does the sun set up there? It's hardly dark at 7PM around here!
    Who said it was dark out??? :eek:

    I fear you are making a grave assumption. And when you assume, you make as ass out of tomb and me. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by pyackog View Post
    Who said it was dark out??? :eek:

    I fear you are making a grave assumption. And when you assume, you make as ass out of tomb and me. :D
    Go sit in the corner....:eek:
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    Man, I hate when that happens.

    rm -rf obama*
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    This wasn't a woman from out west on her honeymoon was it.....:eek:
    Hey careful man! There's a beverage here!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba Dawg View Post
    This wasn't a woman from out west on her honeymoon was it.....:eek:
    Uh oh!:eek:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba Dawg View Post
    This wasn't a woman from out west on her honeymoon was it.....:eek:
    Why not lurk around and see what you dig up?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Apache View Post
    Go sit in the corner....:eek:
    Can I get out of the corner now? Its been HOURS man...
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