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  1. #1 Are you hard to live with?? 
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    Contrary to what most here probably think, I'm an incredibly easy person to live with.

    I have only two "demands" in my household that my wife must abide by...

    1. NO MARGARINE.

    2. ALL TOILET PAPER IN THE HOUSE WILL BE COTTONELLE.

    Do you have any "hard and fast" rules in your house?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadCat View Post
    Contrary to what most here probably think, I'm an incredibly easy person to live with.

    I have only two "demands" in my household that my wife must abide by...

    1. NO MARGARINE.

    2. ALL TOILET PAPER IN THE HOUSE WILL BE COTTONELLE.

    Do you have any "hard and fast" rules in your house?
    All females of the opposite sex, must remain nekkid....:p
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    Quote Originally Posted by Apache View Post
    All females of the opposite sex, must remain nekkid....:p
    Females of the opposite sex????


    When did you turn into a dimocrat?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BadCat View Post
    Females of the opposite sex????


    When did you turn into a dimocrat?
    I didn't. I just wanna make sure they are factory original... If ya know what I mean;)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Apache View Post
    All females of the opposite sex, must remain nekkid....:p
    I take it you don't have daughters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by djones520 View Post
    I take it you don't have daughters.
    LOL. My first thought when I read that was my 5 year old girl. :eek:
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    Despite what the board may think, I'm a kitten on the home front.

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    No adultery (quasi/semi-pro/Internet versions included);

    No clothing/towels on the floor EVER;

    24 hours notice before dinners involving 8+;

    Do not involve me in home improvement projects concerned with electricity or heights;

    If it is a bug or vermin, just deal with it - don't tease me with it or engage ethical negotiations. :)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gingersnap View Post
    Despite what the board may think, I'm a kitten on the home front.

    Rulz:

    No adultery (quasi/semi-pro/Internet versions included);

    No clothing/towels on the floor EVER;

    24 hours notice before dinners involving 8+;

    Do not involve me in home improvement projects concerned with electricity or heights;

    If it is a bug or vermin, just deal with it - don't tease me with it or engage ethical negotiations. :)
    Seems reasonable, especially the bug thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Elspeth View Post
    Seems reasonable, especially the bug thing.
    I think so. It's not like I'm demanding we have "talks" all time or I pick out his wardrobe or anything. I married him because I genuinely like him; I never wanted to change him. The whole bug thing just seems like a normal courtesy to me.
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