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    Pretty obviously you've never gone skinny dipping at Indian Springs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Constitutionally Speaking View Post
    I think they can run35-40 mph.

    They are VERY fast - especially given their size.
    I wouldn't doubt it. Thing is, my wife can outrun me, but we can both outrun my mother-in-law. I knew there was some reason we take her on these excursions.
    Hey careful man! There's a beverage here!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sonnabend View Post
    I second your motion, noble mon.
    Hey careful man! There's a beverage here!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba Dawg View Post
    So, how close did you get to the bear?
    Was it a large hot tub? Were there bubbles? :p
    If a bear craps in the woods, it can certainly fart in a hot tub. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bubba Dawg View Post
    I wouldn't doubt it. Thing is, my wife can outrun me, but we can both outrun my mother-in-law. I knew there was some reason we take her on these excursions.
    That reminds me of the old joke about two men who were walking in the woods when they came upon a bear. The bear started after the men and one stops to put on some track shoes. The second man says, "what are you doing, man, those shoes won't help you outrun that bear!!!"

    The first man looks at the second man and says: " I don't have to out run that bear, all I have to do is outrun you!""
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