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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockntractor View Post
    Primates!
    Ungulates, they are always so out of the loop.
    "Our president delivered his State of the Union message to Congress. That is one of the things his contract calls for -- to tell congress the condition of the country. This message, as I say, is to Congress. The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the president has to tell 'em." ~ Will Rogers
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    People have done well identifying cliches. I must step up to the plate and source some more myself. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by bijou View Post
    People have done well identifying cliches. I must step up to the plate and source some more myself. :D
    Find some George Carlin transcripts and you'll discover many. He did a lot of routines about language.

    If you do find some good ones, I'd run them up the flagpole and see if anyone salutes. :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by ralph wiggum View Post
    Find some George Carlin transcripts and you'll discover many. He did a lot of routines about language.
    That was the first thing I thought to do when I read this thread. Those were probably my favorite parts of his routines.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pyackog View Post
    That was the first thing I thought to do when I read this thread. Those were probably my favorite parts of his routines.
    Yep, me too. I listen to the radio on my Blackberry at work, and found a George Carlin station on Pandora. Didn't hear any great ones to post, but I'll keep trying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ralph wiggum View Post
    Yep, me too. I listen to the radio on my Blackberry at work, and found a George Carlin station on Pandora. Didn't hear any great ones to post, but I'll keep trying.
    I've got about 9 complete Carlin standup routines on my phone. Tell me what you want, lol.
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    I hate to push you guys out of your comfort zone, but can we keep our eyes on the ball and stay on task here?
    "Our president delivered his State of the Union message to Congress. That is one of the things his contract calls for -- to tell congress the condition of the country. This message, as I say, is to Congress. The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the president has to tell 'em." ~ Will Rogers
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    This thread has jumped the shark.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Arroyo_Doble View Post
    This thread has jumped the shark.
    :D
    "Our president delivered his State of the Union message to Congress. That is one of the things his contract calls for -- to tell congress the condition of the country. This message, as I say, is to Congress. The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the president has to tell 'em." ~ Will Rogers
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