You're asked about the best amp and you say Peavey or Marshall and you realize they're talking about car amplifiers.

You have a shrine to Randy Rhoads,Jimi Hendrix and Eddie Van Halen in your garage.

you stand in a guitar shop and decide oh i will buy that guitar,no wait that one,oh wait maybe that one,nope that one for 5 hours.

If everytime you go out you go to a guitar shop first.

"I'll tap that" has a different mean to you.

you see and concert and you go to the stage just to see the amps,effects and guitars the band uses.

you carry more picks than cash in your wallet.