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  1. #1 The Eternal Male/Female Struggle.... 
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    .... over bacon. One sex wants to consume as much as possible; the other wants to limit that consumption.

    CLIFTON HEIGHTS, Pa. (AP) A southeastern Pennsylvania woman is accused of beating her 9-year-old grandson and blasting him in the face with a garden hose because he ate too much bacon.

    The Delaware County Daily Times reports Marilee Ann Kolynych was arrested Tuesday.

    Clifton Heights police say the 63-year-old Kolynych was angry at her grandson because she believed he ate too much bacon at breakfast and didn't leave enough for everyone else.

    http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/...20075775.shtml
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    There's no such thing as too much bacon.
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    Why didn't she serve the kid his own portion instead of letting him help himself? Everybody knows that bacon overrides altruism.
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    Men vs. woemen is always interesting.

    I ditched my first wife after eleven years. I ditched my second after four.
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    Wait a second.

    Did he get blasted in the face with a garden hose because he ate too much or because granny thought he was being selfish by not leaving enough?

    Next time, if there's enough to go around and he eats the same amount, does he get the hose again? Does he Precious? Does he get the hose again?
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    Quote Originally Posted by marv View Post
    Men vs. woemen is always interesting.

    I ditched my first wife after eleven years. I ditched my second after four.
    You're either getting smarter or less patient. :D
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    granny should be beaten with hot off the pan bacon strips.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SaintLouieWoman View Post
    Men vs. woemen is always interesting.

    I ditched my first wife after eleven years. I ditched my second after four.
    You're either getting smarter or less patient. :D
    or by most of the women i know, becoming more of an asshole :p
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    Quote Originally Posted by SaintLouieWoman View Post
    You're either getting smarter or less patient. :D
    My first wife was like raising a spoiled little girl. I toughed it out too long. My second was like marrying a mother. Couldn't take it, so I cut my losses.

    Now! Third is a partner - over thirty years now............that's the way I like it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jnkbortka View Post
    or by most of the women i know, becoming more of an asshole :p
    Oh boy, have YOU got some learning to do....?
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