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    I was waiting for him to swallow it.

    I'm not a botanist, I'm not even going to begin explaining that one. But I'm pretty sure apes were eating banana's before humans existed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by djones520 View Post
    I was waiting for him to swallow it.

    I'm not a botanist, I'm not even going to begin explaining that one. But I'm pretty sure apes were eating banana's before humans existed.
    "When you pull the tab, the contents don't squirt in your face...Notice how gracefully it sits over the human hand, notice it has a point at the top for ease of entry, just the right shape for the human mouth...it's even curved toward the face to make the process so much easier"
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    Whiskey. Tango. Foxtrot.

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    oy....there are better things to use other than a banana Kirk....

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