#1 Police search for baboon on the run in NJ07-02-2011, 03:34 AMA wayward baboon remained on the loose in southern New Jersey on Friday afternoon, causing some concern among local residents but creating a buzz among numerous online followers who were closely following the animal's travels.
"I saw the red hiney and I knew it was a baboon - instant panic!" said eyewitness Stacey Murphy.
Murphy was in the kitchen making food for the 4th of July when she made her first sighting.
"It just walked here like it was nothing. It was on all fours. If it was standing up, how tall would it have been? My height?" she said. ...
07-02-2011, 05:53 AM
Hey wait a minute that's no ordinary baboon!:eek:The difference between pigs and people is that when they tell you you're cured it isn't a good thing.
07-02-2011, 08:52 AMIn most sports, cold-cocking an opposing player repeatedly in the face with a series of gigantic Slovakian uppercuts would get you a multi-game suspension without pay.
In hockey, it means you have to sit in the penalty box for five minutes.
07-02-2011, 11:12 AM
I didn't know Rosie O'Donnell was visiting New Jersey.Solve a man's problem with violence and help him for a day. Teach a man how to solve his problems with violence, help him for a lifetime - Belkar Bitterleaf
07-02-2011, 11:47 AM
I'm sure AA will get the Missus under control shortly....:eek::pGovernment is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem.
We could say they are spending like drunken sailors. That would be unfair to drunken sailors, they're spending their OWN money.
07-02-2011, 11:50 AM
What's with Great Adventures not knowing if they lost a baboon? Surely they should have an "inventory" of how many animals they have. It's totally irresponsible. Baboons can be quite dangerous. Have you ever seen the teeth those animals have? (hopefully at a zoo).
People in Jersey had best be cautious. Those things love to steal food. They used to run into the dining area at a lodge in Tanzania when I was there and grab food. They also grabbed luggage or anything left on the ground. We were warned to not get close to them.
" To the world you are just one more person, but to a rescued pet, you are the world."
"A Nation of Sheep Breeds a Government of Wolves!"
07-02-2011, 11:55 AM
I am sure AA can prove his whereabouts right? :D
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