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  1. #1 Half-naked Mexican prisoner busted while trying suitcase escape 
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    Juan Ramirez Tijerina was caught by guards at a jail in Chetumal, Mexico, as his girlfriend Maria del Mar Arjona pulled along a 'bulky' looking black suitcase.

    According to police spokesman Gerado Campos, the 19-year-old looked nervous as she attempted to leave the prison following a conjugal visit.

    Suspicious wardens decided to check what was inside and to their surprise found themselves staring at a half-naked Ramirez .
    Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/868367-...#ixzz1RLS68GTc
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    Looks like they had some fun before they opened the case...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Apache View Post
    Looks like they had some fun before they opened the case...
    Yep but no more hanky panky for those two. Future visits denied.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lacarnut View Post
    Yep but no more hanky panky for those two. Future visits denied.
    I think he was referring to the guards. Notice the big ass red scrape on his forehead.
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    In hockey, it means you have to sit in the penalty box for five minutes.
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    wait wait wait!!




    there was only ONE Mexican in there?!! there's room for at LEST 5 more
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    Quote Originally Posted by djones520 View Post
    I think he was referring to the guards. Notice the big ass red scrape on his forehead.
    No shit Dick Tracy.
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    Government is not the solution to our problem, government is the problem.
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    We could say they are spending like drunken sailors. That would be unfair to drunken sailors, they're spending their OWN money.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Apache View Post
    I keep seeing this....:D
    First thing I thought of. :p
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